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Love Lex The Undergrad Years #1 New Adult Contemporary Romance Free download æ 5 This summer I’d planned to celebrate my eighteenth birthday in Europe with my fellow Manhattanites Taddy Brill Blake Morgan and Vive Farnworth until I caught my boyfriend screwing my mother According to the police report this vomit inducing incident happened around the same time I’d supposedly blown up my mother’s penthouse Like I’m walking aro. I received this book for the exchange of an honest reviewUnfortunately I was unable to finish this book because it was honestly just so awful The writing is sad the characters drive me nuts the plot is all over the place In reality this should have 0 on my blog 7 stars but that isn t an option here The book begins with Alexandra Easton or Lex who is apparently so chubby that her boyfriend tells her she needs to lose weight before he dare have sex with her lol what Okay so this girl who is apparently going to Columbia in the fall and has movie star parents has a low enough self esteem to sit there and take this kind of emotional abuse Alright I guess So then when she s finally getting close to losing the weight necessary to lose her Lady V virginity she comes home to find what Her mom and boyfriend going at it I guess after this her whatever was left of her self respect kicked in and she decides to dump her boyfriendNow comes the real kicker After she breaks up with her boyfriend for no real reason she decides to burn a dress and some pictures in the bathroom OF A NEW YORK CITY PENTHOUSE Clearly little Miss Columbia isn t as smart as we thought Anyway I guess her mom had 02 tanks around her house to help with her youth and beauty or some euivalent bullshit and boom her house blows up and Lex and her friends are arrestedWhile she s getting arrested by the way she flirts with the copBecause after a few weeks of trying I was unable to finish the book I figured I d skip to the last few chapters to find out if the book had a chance of getting any better Hint it didn t it turned into some sick version of mommy porn that no one should ever have to be subjected to readingI ll tell you right now don t read this book if you want your eyesight to work fully afterwards The poor writing style combined with the way too out there plot and the most annoying characters on the planet manifests itself in this book Love Lex Hopefully I am able to avoid all Avery Aster books in the processThis book is marked DNF for did not finish Note This is the first book in over 6 years I have not finishedI received this book for the exchange of an honest review

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Love Lex The Undergrad Years #1 New Adult Contemporary Romance Free download æ 5 Und Soho with a stick of dynamite in my Louis Vuitton purse not Now my besties and I are in jailOfficer Ford Gotti the Harley wheelin’ biker cop who arrested us keeps sticking his perfectly sculpted nose into my case His inked body is jacked like a superhero and he says I can trust him He wants me to fess up I won’t Not again Why should I My friend. Initial thoughts WHAT THE FUCK OF ALL FUCKS AM I READING Seriously it s what I would imagine it must feel like to have a bipolar schizo with mania consume one of every drug on the planet wash it down with a bottle of vodka and then jump out of an airplane without a parachute It s like Clueless meets Days of Our Lives set to a biker ninja porno I dunno I need a fucking translator a mediator a therapist a priest rabbi Swahili medicine man bishop and preacher I need a Xanax the size of New York I need Hell I don t even know what I need my brain is so overloaded trying to keep up with this MC s spastic teen lingo thoughts Despite the absolute craziness the uirky MC can be rather witty in her thoughts at times initially Some reviewers found humor here Even in the initial chapters I didn t find any of it funny Instead I found it entertaining in the way some people often find crazy bloopers with a kid wearing a banana costume cracking his ass after trying to take a leap from his roof to the pool You don t laugh You just watch the train wreck The blurb mentions Rachel Van DTHIS IS NOT Rachel Van D s brand of SNL lol funny No Just no From uirky Crazy To Fucking Absurdly Weird The first part is crazy in a mildly entertaining way Omg Wtf kinda way that s delivered with a healthy dose of snarky uirkiness Then around the time officer God makes his first appearance this story takes a very wrong turn in an absurdly ridiculous way that makes me pity the keystrokes it took to write this mess Btw how is Gotti shortened to God AnywayIt uickly becomes nonsense for the sake of nonsense The wet dreams that go on for pages upon pages were absurd and weird not hot The bike sex scene was absurd and weird not hot The HEA was weird and absurd not swoony The male mc was weird not swoony

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Love Lex The Undergrad Years #1 New Adult Contemporary Romance Free download æ 5 S and I had a previous stint in juvie that nearly destroyed us I gotta protect them and keep my mouth shut Right Lex Easton women’s studies major motorcycle enthusiast and virgin The Undergrad Years is a New Adult contemporary miniseries about first loves independence and everlasting friendships Contains mature content intended for readers 17 and up. CAUTION SPOILERS AHEADHi Happy Readers I received this book as an ARC from the author this morning I was so stoked to read it I literally read it in a few hours Holy Fuckity Shit Fuck Batman FANS SELF That was hot as hell Please note that blames just might randomly start in your pants by reading this book Literally CALIENTEBefore we get to the hotness let me just comment on the Spice Girls and the Dawson s Creek omega reference that just made me swoon all over the fucking place That was amazing balls And made my mother fucking week Avery Aster you just made me a life long fan yo OK Enough Excuse me as I leash my inner 7th grader and calm her the fuck downShe s calmed the fuck down but unfortunately I Melissa Ann 29 year old woman am not so calmed in the nether regions This book is insanely HOT HOT HOTTTTTTT Like hose me down in the backyard because the fire alarm just went off in my pants The story is pretty uniuely fucked up We have our lovely curny curvy and horny rich girl Lex Its been a really long time since I read a great curny girl novel Can I just stop to state that our heroin is a curvy girl and there is a Spice Girls reference in this book AND its fucking witty You should be sold on getting the book already BUT if you aren t then proceed with the reviewShe on the cusp of her 18th birthday She s going to get ready for her date with her high school weekend heart Kelle And then she hears her mother going at it in the house Thinks mother of it until she hears her boy friends voice UE UE WHAT Yea man I didn t even see that one coming So homegirl Lex is not well in the head Proceeds to stare at her bf and her mum go at it like bunnies Tis tre fucked up PLUS she was planning on giving her V card aka Lady V to her bf soon Yikes You really felt for her I do have to say that scene with the watching her bf and mom get it on went on a little too long for me and made me feel extremely uncomfortable I was super antsy and wished for Lex to SNAP THE FUCK OUT OF IT and walk the fuck out Because it was super le gross Ew sigh One would think well the bad part of this book already happened and I can t get any worse Oh no boo boo It does Turns out Lex and her GBF VBF and BBF end up getting pulled over by Ford the hunky cop who sets his eyes on the prize And the prize is Lex But before that happens the gang goes to jail It becomes a little touch and go there Friends reveal disloyalty Again you feel for this curvy girlLet s go back to Ford real uick Oh Ford swoons Buh bye Lady V Hip hip HURRAY for Ford He rescues our curny heroine and you just can t help but love the cop The ending was pretty great Almost perfect Loved it It wraps up the story well leaves you wanting thus Undergrad Years 2You did a good job Avery Aster All in all Love Lex is amazingly naughty book that makes me want to relive my undergrad years with Lex as my BF4L best friend for lifeHappy ReadingMel

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  • Love Lex The Undergrad Years #1 New Adult Contemporary Romance
  • Avery Aster
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  • 07 February 2020
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